exposing adolescents to monopoly

It’s so foggy outside.

In a mystical non-inversion type way.

I feel like I am wandering around the Hogwart’s grounds.

It’s not surprising if you think about it.

So in the dark of night and fog of air and wet of ground,

Alinypoo and I decided clearly the best course of action was to make the trip up to Bowl and Pitcher.

We get lost. obvi. What should I do?

Get out a map? Help navigate? Find a nice old lad with a schnauzer to get directions?

No, no. Clearly the best course of action would be to write down the steps of the trip on a word document using important quotes from along the way.

lulz, don’t be silly.

Bowl and Pitcher Directions:

By: Burger King LadyX UsX RyanX AustinX ChloeX Us
1. Steal bike. No wait. Borrow bike
2. Wait until it’s too dark to do anything
3. Something about Francis
4. Get Directions from Burger King Drive in. She grew up in the same house as Sara. Pretty much.
5. Go on wrong side of road.
6. Wellsley might run into bowl and pitcher. Something like that.
7. Turn on Wellsley
9. Oh frick. Is this legal? WHAT DO I DO?!
10. Oh okay.
11. I feel like we should go left in general.
12. MMM WELLSLEY! *high five* we actually high fived.
13. We actually just arrived at a funeral home.
14. Let’s ask the lady at the pizza parlor. Pizza. Mmm honey.
15. Okay got it. Do you remember anything that she said? No.
16. Ohhhh we were there the whole time.
17. Success.

And yes, the nice park service ranger who asked us what we were doing did in fact meet Alina at REI two months ago.

Happy Vetran’s Day, Vetrans.

This may be the most American think I’ve ever seen.

Really, Keep it Real

Sara Nicole